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Wed, October 27, 2004 - 1:46 AMsylent played in spinal tap?
dayum! they're my favorite metal band!
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Wed, October 27, 2004 - 9:13 AMQ: What does the average drummer get on an I.Q. test?
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Thu, October 28, 2004 - 2:07 PMQ: How do you stop a drummer from playing?
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Thu, October 28, 2004 - 2:39 PMQ:Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 15 minutes?
A: So you don't have to retrain the drummers. -
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Thu, October 28, 2004 - 2:44 PMdid you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in his car?
it took him two hours to get the drummer out. -
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Thu, October 28, 2004 - 4:47 PMwas that a single stroke roll? a double stroke roll? maybe a 5 stroke? seven or nine stroke roll?
how are those paradiddles coming along? and the flams?
soon you'll be jamming with the best! -
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Fri, October 29, 2004 - 12:18 PMPlease, whatever you do, DON'T give that woman a bell tree. -
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Fri, October 29, 2004 - 12:27 PMawww, what's a little glockenspiel among friends?
i'll bet she plays a mean triangle or anything that requires a beater. -
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Fri, October 29, 2004 - 12:44 PMmambo!
no, let's cha cha cha... -
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Fri, October 29, 2004 - 1:20 PMA triangle? A TRIANGLE??? Do you seriously think that Iona would settle for something so delicate? She'd be knocking people down to make way for either the gong or the tympani. -
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Re: Ask Sylent
Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:44 PMAre you suggesting thta I have no love or ability for subtly in artistic expression?;) -
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Fri, October 29, 2004 - 3:52 PMI think you love everything with such a passion that you wish to share it with the universe.
Kinda like how you broke the bed. -
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Sun, October 31, 2004 - 8:47 AM<--- peeing her liederhosen.
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Re: Ask Sylent
Sat, May 7, 2005 - 11:36 AMThe music board I hang out at just started on drummer jokes again.
Q: How can you tell that the stage is level?
A: The drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.
Q: What do you call a drummer in a suit?
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 2:24 PMdrummer walks into a bar: says "bartender! 2 beers please and a coupla rolls"
hooooooooweeeeee! swear ta gawd i just made that up.
........and should probably apologize for doing so.
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 3:59 PMQ: How do you tell a drummer is knocking at your door?
A: The knocking speeds up. -
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Sat, May 7, 2005 - 4:00 PMQ: How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, so long as a roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him. -
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Re: Ask Sylent
Sat, May 7, 2005 - 7:44 PMno, silly...
we screw in tour buses. -
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Re: Ask Sylent
Sun, May 8, 2005 - 9:42 AMWhat's the difference between a drummer and a savings bond
One will mature and make money.
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